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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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