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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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