Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.