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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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