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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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