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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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