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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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