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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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