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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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