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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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