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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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