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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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