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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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