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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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