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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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