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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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