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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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