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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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