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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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