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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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