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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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