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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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