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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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