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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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