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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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