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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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