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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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