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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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