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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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