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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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