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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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