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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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