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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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