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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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