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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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