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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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