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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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