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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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