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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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