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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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