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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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