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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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