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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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