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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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