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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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