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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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