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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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