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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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