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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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