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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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