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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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