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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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