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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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