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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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