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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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