Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.