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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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