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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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