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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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