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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Ginger
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
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