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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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